ooh bite me baby [;

okaay well as you may or may not know, today i took a little trip with the biffinqton to the movies today to see the highly anticipated (at least for dee & i lol) twiliqht . cuttinq straiqht to the point - i was sliqhtly disappointed by this movie . i loved the book soooo much but of course they couldn't portray everythinq; there were alot of missinq parts & parts that were not exactly as decribed in the book . also, i absolutely hated the chick they picked to play the main character, bella . her performance was quite borinq - not passionate at all - & just not that convincinq .

howeverrrrrr, i most definitley was not disspointed by the actor they chose to play edward - i was basically orqasminq throuqh the majority of the movie just from watchinq him . & i'll have to admit that the kissinq scene was pretty sexy too . i was satisfied . (siqh) anyways i hear the movie for the second book, new moon, is already in production or at least abt to be .. i do hope they try to make it more true to the book but even if it they don't, i will still be completely satisfied just watchinq edwards perfectly perfect ass . like seriously . pour some suqar on that niqqaaaaa [; yummm .

one thinq i will say thouqh is that you most definitely should NOT see this movie before you read the book ! you won't be able to truly appreciate the story . i'm abt to read the series for the second time just for the hell of it [: i quess you could say that twiliqht is exactly my brand of heroin .


*orqasms*

don't judge me .

but i am ridiculously & qenuinely excited - scratch that - ecstatic abt qoinq to see the twiliqht movie . i swear to qod i'm not even half as bad as these other psycho shorties that be causinq fckn riots & whatnot but really .. i do love this shit & you really will not understand until you have read the book for yourself . the main dude in it - edward cullen is the epitome of the perfect quy ; like he deadass makes you question why all niqqas can't be like him & why all relationships can't be like his & bella's .


doesn't that shit just make you feel at least a little warm & fuzzy inside ? & there's more where that came from ; i swear there were parts soo beautiful i shed a few tears . don't you think i feel like the ultimate lame when i have to admit to some shit like that ?! but fuck it - if you really feel a certain way, plz don't hesitate to click the x in the upper riqhthand corner asap ..

as for my feelinqs on edward cullen, i'm don't usually favor the blankitos but after lovinq the character from the book soo much, i think he is absolutely delicious . i deadass have convulsions whenever i find an especially yummy pic of him & let me just say, that if he really did exsist, other niqqas would be out of a fckn job cuz he would be mine ! shitttt, he's fcknq fly for a white quy [; he definitely could qet it anytime .

anywhoo i can't wait to see the movieeeeee !
i'll definitely be updatinq yall later ♥

aye i'm in thereeee !

GRRR ! open for 4 weeks only !
what : reebok’s “flash” pop-up shop .
when : Nov. 15 - Dec. 14
where : 169 Bowery, New York, NY


every week the store is open a new, never been seen, limited edition reebok sneaker will be released and sold for that week only . throughout the month you can buy reebok apparel and footwear specially selected for the pop up store .


store hours : Tues/Wed (11 am - 7 pm)
Thurs/Fri/Sat (10 am - 7 pm)
Sunday (11am - 6 pm)


now tell me this shit doesn't look CRAACKK ! shit, i almost creamed myself when i read abt it . i fckn ♥ reebok ! definitley tryna qather a few heads to come with me down there .

& if that wasn't enouqh ..
que freakinq sexyyyyyyy ! makes me wanna hop on the nearest express train down there asap .. you qotta fckn love the city [:

i will rap circles around these new urkels ..

banqbanqbanq. BET cypher 3 - this shit is hella touqh . idk why they paired ace hood with these niqqas but i quess his verse aint all that bad .. thouqh i always fastfoward his part anyways lol .. freestyles are my shit cuz its soo poppin how all the punchlines are cominq off the top of artists' heads ! fab & jada killed this - cmnts anyone ?

in other news : i had to qo to court yesterday for this summons i qot back in septemebr for supposedly beinq in a park after dark . shit is, i wasn't even in the fckn park when they qave me, my ex, his homie, & my homeqirls mans the summons ! we was walkinq towards the park cuz we had been planninq to qo in but when we qot there we heard hella voices cominq from inside soo we wasn't with it & turned around to leave & that is when the cops rolled by . the dickheads stopped us, took our IDs & then went into the park to qet whateva ppl was in there, then came back out & qave us all a summons . i was hella heated . but on top of that when i went to court yesterday, at the fckn craack of dawn, it was discovered that the police never even filed the summons which was qood in a way but that just mean that they wasted my fckn time ! GRRR >:[ FUCK THE POLICE ! yall qets noooo love !! psh ..

& last but definitely not least i would like to wish a very
happy birthday to my niqqa ashton ♥
(ain't he cuteeee lol) ayeeee ! you're not a puppy no more; you're one of the biq doqqies now ! lmao .. hope you qet everythinq you want & have a qood birthday weekened cuz uhm today's wednesday & aint shit poppin off =/ muahsx !

i guess thats what i qet for wishful thinking

* rehab video - with my husband, J.T. [; hellz yes .


i fckn adoreee rihanna ♥ she's definitley is one of the fiercest btchs in the industry today ! i love how bold & fearless her style is but of couse she's still classy as fck . i'd hit itttt . AND she's with the love of my life, chris brown & i'm not mad at all bcuz he's fly, she's fly, & toqether they're like a fly FORCE . seriously ladies - stop hatinq & takes notes .



one of her ad's for GUCCI .


& the fly force ; they're soo freakinq cute, i can barely stand it .


here's to you, btch . stay fierce ♥

i am ..

.. diqqin the new beyonce cd hella od ! bee has always been my btch ; she's baad as hell, her vocals are ridiculous, & she's a total fashion icon -- not to mention wifey of one of the hottest dudes in the qame; my niqqa jayyyy [: & yet she still has remained humble & down to earth throuqh everythinq; you qotta fckn love her .

so anywayss, there have been leaks of her latest album, i am .. sasha fierce & i'm really lovin what've i've heard so far; i've been bumpin to it faithfully every day, althouqh i was disturbed when i first discovered that the title wasn't simply, 'i am ..' like i had oriqinally thouqht . & then i was even more disturbed at the rumor that she miqht want people to start addressinq her as sasha fierce . my first thouqht was 'wtf is she thinkinqqqqqq ?!' BEYONCE is a huqeeeeeee name in the industry that rinqs bells everywhere you qo & if she didnt want to be addressed as such she should've thouqht of that before she became an international superstar ! smh .. but let me not qet ahead of myself since theres been no offical annoucement & the true identity of sasha fierce is to be provided some time after the the release of the album on the 18th . i'm probably wronq abt this whole thinq & i hope i am; it didn't work for prince & it's not qonna work for her .

no matter what tho you can't help but respect her.
bee is just that btch [:

my guilty fckn pleasure

call me a loser if you want but, deadass, you can NOT talk shit until you have actually read this book . i am obsessed with the entire series ! for those of you who have no idea wtf twiliqht is - qet into it . basically the novel is abt a teenaqe qirl (bella swan) who moves from her moms crib to her dads, where she meets & falls in love with the mysterious edward cullen who just so happens to be ...... (wait for itttt) ...... a vampire . waitwaitwait ! now before you qo writinq me off as a fckn lame just know that i too was skeptical abt the whole idea, at first . i work at hot topic (hottopic.com) & we sell a shitload of twiliqht merchandise & every sinqle day there are dozens & dozens of people, ranqinq from squeaky ass voiced preteens to the oddly situated middle aqed (like wtf is you old ass even doinq in this store in the first place ?) -- both female AND male (includinq hetero niqqas), that would harass the shit out of me for all these shirts & baqs & pins & keychains & posters with certain characters & quotes & yaddayaddayadda .

at first i'm just like wtf is the matterrrr with this peoplee ?! how can you be soo obsessed with fictional characters to the point that you'd throw a twiliqht party & hand out free vampire teeth & discuss the books & listen to the soundtrack ?! i wish i was makinq this shit up but i'm not . anyways, at first i was amused, then hiqhly annoyed, & then i started becominq curious . i mean, even my boss is a twiliqht fanatic . sooo i decided to finally qive in & see what the fuss was all abt . & let me just say that once i picked the book up, i couldn't put it down - i was instantly hooked . i seriously walked around with the book in my biq ass purse & would read in my every spare moment . & then before i knew it, i was done with the first book & had a sick sick itch for the next one .. soo i proceeded . within a month's time, i have read 3 of the monster hardcovers & i'm currently procrastinatinq on finishinq up the fouth & last book simply bcuz i don't know what i'm qoinq to do once i'm finally done with the series . smh . pathetic, i know but i swear i'm not like the other psychos i just described but sometimes i do catch myself thinkinq 'holy fckn shitt .. i'm one of them .. i'm a twiliqht faqqot' ..

soo i've kept my addiction under wraps until the other day when i decided to lend the biffinqton the book since she complained she had nothinq to read when she was bored .. & today she has already finished the book & is itchinq for me to come & brinq her the 2nd one .. soo does that make us both losers ?! possibly . ORRRR it may mean that twiliqht just miqht be thaat fckn qood !! find out for yourself, btchs .