OMFG! saaay itt ainttt sooooo !!!

ay plz .. i am soo fckinq sad just writinq abt this shit & i am obsessed w| findinq out every little new detail so feel free to update me ..

okaay so some of you may or may not know that in past bloq entries, i have raveddd abt how much i absolutely lalaloveeee rihanna & chris brown, both individually & as a couple . but, i'm postive everyone has heard abt the whole 'chris brown beat the shit outta her' ordeal . i read this on some rumor site the other day but i just brsuhed it off thinkinq that the whole this was stupid & completely false . i even lauqhed a little at whatever dumbass tried to pass the story off as true . when i sat down to watch the grammy's & i realized that neither of them weren't there, i was pretty annoyed & curious as to the reason but still didn't qive much thouqht to the supposed situation .

& then the next day - BAM! BOOM! BANG! shit is on headlines everywhere & all over the news & i am practically shittinq bricks just parked in front of my computer researchinq any & every little bit of leakinq info abt it . yes, call me a fckinq loser but i'm already aware & plus i reaaaallyyyyy loveeeee both of them .. no really .. i do .


accordinq to the police reports, it was a text messaqe from some next btch that started the arqument, durinq which chris beqan hittinq her . at that point, rihanna demanded chris to drive her home & then "faked a call" to one of her homies, askinq for to have the police be there upon her arrival . this obviously only enraqed breezy even further as he threatened to kill her & beqan hittinq her aqain, waaayyy more aqqressively . somehow at this point, rihanna took the keys from the iqnition of his pretty lil lamborqhini & threw them into the street . supposedly that is when chris fled the scene & la policia showed up . rhianna told the cops that the incident was only the climax of the escalatinq violence in their abusive relationship . like who the fck would've thouqhttt ? they were the "fly force" & they were fckinq awesome & i fckinq loved them & just wtf man . no really . well anyfckinqwho, la policia took flicks at the scene & they are said to be "horrific." it is said that there is serious swellinq & bruisinq. rihanna's lip is split & her nose bloody. & alsoooo there are bite marks on one of her arms & on several finqers. WTF !!!! i feel like i can't say it enouqh .

when these pics become available to public viewinq
somebody better fckinq notify meee !!!
cuz you love me riiiqhttttt ?!
thank you, loves ♥ muahsx !

damn sperm spartans .

well these past wknd'sx have been interestinq; mostly bcuz me & the biff have been reconnectinq & spendinq quite some time w| old friends - specifically this one dude who we've both known & attended skool w| since kinderqarten . the funny thinq is that from kinderqarten all the way up until like the 10th qrade, i was competely & pathetically infatuated w| the kid . yes, i know it's lame but wtf can i say ? lol anyways the story qoes is that i liked him & he was like the hottest & most popular quy in skool who pretty much sinqle qirl lusted after . so of course he was quite the ladies man & was always fckinq w| females heads; new qirlfriend every few weeks .. lonq story short, my feelinqs for him finally beqan shiftinq after he fck'd my lifelonq rival & shortly afterwards, beqan producinq spawn w| some other btch [karma's a BITCHHHHH] .. now years later, he's qot 3 kiddies [yes, threeeee !] & two baby mamas - all at the aqe of 19, soon to be 20 in march of this year . like wtf ?! ever heard of protection/birth control - like fckinq condoms, pills, diaphraqms, sponqes - all of which usually tend to control & protect aqainst certain mishaps aka fetuses beinq implanted into the uterus; at least pull out ! i just don't understand how someone makes the same mistake 3 fckinq times ? especially somethinq so serious . but as mind bloqqled as i am, i do not judqe - at least i try not to ; he is still a very close friend of the biff & i & we have hellaaaaa love for him ♥ however, of course since god seems to be frowninq upon me as of late, it is at this staqe of life that he seems quite attached to me . & i'm just thinkinq like dude, your definitely like 4 years late for that train .. but then my biff's keeps notinq how much he's chanqed & how infatuated he seems to be w| me nowadays; & while she's not in the sliqhtest suqqestinq that i qive in to him, thouqhts have still crosses my mind where i just think what if .. ? & to make everthinq worse, he has found my ultimate weakness : MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFEEEE, KAINO ♥


[sry for the bad quality; sidekick pix suck] i am absolutely & irrevocably head over heels for this little pitpull puppy ! & he fckinq lovesssssssss mee !!! he qets soo happy when he sees me & he dont pay attention to anybody else & he just cuddles & licks & sleeps & uqhhhhhhhhhhh !!! i fckinq want him soo badlyyyy & i just have to be a part of his puppy life, even if it means me qoin to this niqqa's crib just to see the doq lmao . not really but really . & this niqqa sees me trippin too, sayin shit like "well we can always share him .." & it sounds so temptinq but then i qet loqical & shudder such thouqhts away ..

but this isn't just abt the doq .. tho alot of it is lmao
point is, i'm qettinq impatient w| the whole findinq a qood quy ordeal
but i refuse to qo anywhere near this kid & his soldier sperms ..
soooooo as far & my love life is concerned, as of riqht now
it's pretty fckinq nonexistant ; s m f h .

at last .. a catfiqht !

rawr ! 71-year-old diva, etta james, has her panties in a bunch over bee sinqinq the leqendary tune at one of prez obama's inauquration parties . the claws came out last week at a concert in seattle where etta basically told that crowd that she hated both beyonce & obama & that beyonce was qonna qet fck'd up for sinqinq her sonq ( of course those weren't her words exactly lol )..

"you quys know your president, right ? you know the one with the biq ears? .. wait a minute, he ain't my president, he miqht be yours, he ain't my president . you know that woman he had sinqinq for him, sinqing my sonq - she's qoinq to qet her ass whipped .. the qreat beyonce - i can't stand beyonce ! she has no business up there, sinqinq up there on a big ol' president day, qonna be sinqinq my sonq that i've been sinqinq forever .."

( audio of the rant )


uhm sit the fck down etta james . i mean her voice is dope but the time has come to bow out qracefully . she should be honored that they even used her sonq for the inauqration - it's not like everyone doesn't know that its orqinally hers . it is widely known that bee portrays her in the new film "cadillac records" . & leqend or not, i hope she really doesn't think her old ass can sucessfully whipp beyonce's ass without doinq more damaqe to herself - breakinq hip bones & shit .. wtf .


BUT after her comments qained her major publicity, ms james now claims the comments were just in "qood fun" . "i'm a comedian besides a sinqer . i wasn't doinq it to be hateful . i think i'm funny .."

hmm .. soo etta, did it ever occur to you that everyone else miqht not feel the same way ? well actually i must admit i was hiqly amused but i still thouqht the whole thinq was stupid & unneccesary . what it all boils down to is etta beinq tiqht & bitter cuz she wanted to be the one to sinq her sonq at the inauqural ball soo whatthefuckever .

okaay so i'm def late on this

but i've meaninq to mention jennifer hudson's amazinq rendition of the national anthem on superbowl sunday . i was soo happy to see her doinq well especially followinq the horrific tradqedy of the murder of her mother & younq nephew - i definitely admire her strenqth . howeverrrrr, leave it up to the fckinq media to fck everythinq up by kickinq her while she's down & reportinq that she supposedly used a backinq track for the performance .


honestly, i can qive a fck less if she did or she didn't . leave her the fck alone . she's been throuqh enouqh bullshit without the media beinq all on her dick abt somethinq soo fckinq stupid . like really, qo kill yourself .

anywayssssssss, on a different & completely unrelated note ..
feast your eyes on this baby .


* squealllll !
mad random, i know, but that's just me lmao
i fckinq LOVEEE coach ♥


"This stylish suitcase in the company’s new Penelope line touts Op-Art-coated canvas fabric, glossy black leather trim and a hot pink interior that really makes it stylish. The luggage features two inside pockets each on the interior back cover and interior side wall, plus three inside pockets on the interior front wall. The Penelope OP Art suitcase also boasts a lock closure featuring a numerical combination. Great for bringing on travels, the medium version for the chic suitcase sells for $1,200, while the larger model asks for $300 more."

hey, a currently unemployed qirl can dream, can't she ?
r a w r .

never ever .

this shit is cute [: & i love when i come across sonq that can put into words how i feel abt certain situations .. it's qood to see ciara hasn't lost her touch completely; i was beqinninq to worry after seeinq the video to 'qo qirl' w| tpain .

uhm ..

why ? like i know that sex sells but really .. this shit just screams skanky . the btch in this is a whore & the dude she's on top of is homo w| his head all up in that other niqqa's lap . i'm not really sure how the whole orqy scene promote calvin klein jeans but whatever; i quess that's why i'm not in the advertisinq business .

in other news :
one of my many qirlfriends, christina milian, was seen on the scene w| sinqer, sonqwriter, & producer the-dream .


rumor has it that the two are possibly datinq but rumored still is the possibility of it beinq just a publicity stunt since it is said christina may still be in a relationship w| dre [of producinq duo cool & dre] . however, thouqh the-dream isn't exactly eye candy enouqh for the likes of madame milian, i do still love the shit outta him; love/hate is one of my favorite albums & his other work is bomb as well, can't wait for his upcominq album love vs. money . that beinq said, i think him & christina would quite cute toqether & the two could definitely make some beautiful, chart-toppinq music toqether [; woopwoop .

"it's like God's vagina ."

so beinq the marijuanna lovinq chick that i am, i have been fckinq feeninq to see pineapple express since it came out in theaters in the summer . but i never qot around to it [sadface] until yesterday & it was fckinq qreat . i fckinq LOVE seth roqen in all of his movies [superbad *my favorite movie ever*, knocked up, 40-year-old virqin] . he's just the shit . but i was soooo fckinq surprised at james franco's bombass portrayal of the burnt out pothead . i always saw him doinq more serious & dramatic roles but he was fckinq hilarious in this shit . i wish my dealers were half as cool & funny as he was - they'd be my fckinq biffs . ooh & i vow to one day find this pineapple express shit & smoke the shit outta it; yummm .. i qet excited just thinkinq about it .

but uhm anywhoooo i'm qonna cut this shit short cuz after seeinq this, i def qot some L rollinq to doo soo deuce'sx ♥

i love weeddddddd ;D